Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:25:00 PM
To the tune of the theme song for The Nanny, a tv show. See this page for the original.
He was working as a recruiter for the US Marines,
'Till congress sent him sashaying to promote their schemes.
What was he to do? Where was he to go? He had to move his fanny...
So over the citizen incomes he declared a seize.
He had retirement to pay for, health care and cheese.
He had style! He had flair! He said please.
That's how he became the Nanny!
Who would have guessed the offense we've described,
Was just exactly what subverters prescribed?
Now Chavez finds him beguiling (watch Fox T.V.!).
His minions are actually mocking (a spending spree!).
He wants to look in your arse, perform a non-census medical exam!
The flashy stud from D.C., the Nanny named Sam!
Please feel free to post an illustrative cartoon.